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32 of the Funniest Home and Business Yard Signs – Put a Laugh on Your Lawn!

Trying to think of some funny ideas for your personal lawn signs, business yard signs, or you just want to signpost something in a fun and original way? Well, take a lesson from this motley crew of ideas that we’ve selected that includes hilarious political yard signs, rip-roaring fence signs, car-crashing curbside advertisements, and some plain “wacky” signs that got hopelessly lost in translation.

Many of these custom business signs and other personal messages are brilliantly written, some are coincidentally funny, and others are sign fails that we can’t help but chuckle at. Get some inspiration from the following signs and get printing your own business yard signs and other personal messages:

funny yard sign

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/

It’s a shame that he didn’t win because I for one think that Keyboard Cat was by far the most sensible, honest, intelligent, and charismatic candidate in the 2012 election.

 

drowning_sign

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/

When you see someone drowning don’t forget to dial 911 (but make sure you have a good laugh about it first.)

 

penguin sign

Original source: http://www.hootingyard.org

Pfft! Whatever! If I had a dollar for every Penguin I’ve found hiding under my car…

 

funny_real_estate_sign

Original source: http://www.hootingyard.org

Jake! No! You see what you’ve done there!? By making the classic mistake of overly stating that the house is “Not Haunted” you’ve made everyone think that IT IS HAUNTED!!! Rookie error!

 

transformers_yard_sign

 Original source: http://www.hootingyard.org

“Global domination is his ultimate personal goal but first it’s the Springfield Preliminary Congressional’s, then I foresee around 3 years working his way up the ranks of the committee, then, I would expect at least a 2 year party election campaign, then, etc,…”

 

lost in translation sign

Original source: https://img1.etsystatic.com/011/0/6627907/il_570xN.417651749_ly03.jpg

Either something got lost in translation or the writer of these signs is a seriously  frustrated poet!

 

funny sign

Original source: http://adpressive.com/for-lease-navidad-funny-merry-christmas-for-sale-sign-122525/

Why do you need to buy an expensive Christmas sign when you can just make a slight amendment to your existing one?

 

funny sign

Original source: http//www.funny-pictures.picphotos.net

Wow! Marie Callenders has a super strict visitors policy!!?

 

funny sign

Original source: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/16/61/9d/16619d526ee122b4bcda61be11f2bdc4.jpg

A sign for those who are sick of solicitors (unless they come bearing cookies.)

 

funny sign

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/r2d2-on-meth/

A lesson in making  brilliant marketing and business yard signs – funny and effective at the same time.

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/50-shades-in-gray/

Come in and get a spanking new set of drapes!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/when-a-two-year-old-hands-you-a-toy-phone/

Wise words. Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it Confucius who first said this?

 

funny yard sign

 Original source: http://www.wentsketching.blogspot.com

Hmmm! It’s a tough one, but I agree more with his neighbor and would prefer the “no nonsense” policies of Dracula and his Howling Legions of the Undead.

 

funny sign

 Original source: http://www.funny-pictures.picphotos.net

The new head of public relations on the Rennie town council was perplexed to find such opposition to his new marketing campaign?

 

funny signs

 Original source: http://www.funny-pictures.picphotos.net

Until 1968 when this sign won the World Championship Award for Most Pointless Sign in Existence.

 

funny sign

Original source: http://www.rcgroups.com

The “on this spot” sign was finally defeated in the World Championship Award for Most Pointless Sign in Existence by this little beauty!

 

funny lawn sign

Original source: http://www. funny-pictures.picphotos.net

It was a tough local election for the voter with Geezer and Dingbat running against the even less popular Biddy and Bonehead!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/

People are fighting bears in this shopping mall? I don’t want to sound prejudiced against bears, but if they’re hiring bears to work the food-court then they’ve only themselves to blame!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funnysigns.net/

“On our hymn-sheet today are All Things Dull and Not So Great and Average Grace!”

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funny-pictures.picphotos.net

As the drought in California intensifies, local parks are starting to cut back on their lawnspace.

 

funny sign

Original source: http://www. funny-pictures.picphotos.net

Although routinely condemned by the public, the  nationwide call for “more bureaucracy” was very popular amongst signmakers.

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funny-pictures.picphotos.net

Hey! Please keep on the lawn if you’re going to wet your plants!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/45669383694656120/

And when emptying your dog, remember to turn them upside down and shake them to ensure that there are no extra drops left!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.virtual-trading-cards.com

At the herring farm, it was getting harder each day to stop them smoking and drinking like fishes!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.funpedia.net/imgs/may11/very-funny-signs-31.jpg

Depending on the city, I suspect that the threat of an ancient and life altering curse on someone was slightly more preferable than having to find another parking spot!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/164944405074843777/

Those that managed to meet the challenge were horrified to find another pasture with a bigger bull that could cross it in 8 seconds!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/290974825894750104/

A word of warning! I taught my dog to do this and now he has his own apartment and is working as Manager of the Springfield Waste & Recycling Department!

 

funny signs

 Original source: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/291819250824915892/

Dr. Zachary Smith, Ben Kenobi, Captain Kirk, Spock, and the other members of the Springfield Old Folks Space Travelers Home took extreme measures to keep out the pesterly Dr. Who.

 

funny signs

Original source: http://funny-pictures.picphotos.net/erase-signs-old-age/yardcardsurprise.com*Old-Age-Traffic-Signs-Big.JPG/

“When I asked you if you thought I was looking old, a simple ‘yes’  would have  sufficed!”

 

funny signs

Original source: http://runt-of-the-web.com/funniest-signs-ever/3

To feel beautiful again, the Hunchback of Notre Dame and The Mummy hang there all the time!

 

funny signs

Original source: http://www.boredpanda.com

Guests at the Home for Adorable Internet Video Addicts were greeted by their first major test of will!

 

funny sign

Original source: http://www.cruzfm.com/listenlive.php

Not sure who this dog is or why he is banned from the park, but he seems like a lot of fun!

  • For all your yard signs, business yard signs, custom business signs, banners, and other personalized messages, head to NextDayFlyers.com and start creating funny and affordable signs today!

 

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